

Huzzay!
Yip-ee! Hooroar! Et cetera! We invite lovers of fopical antics to enter
our woody and pleasant bar in August 2007. It promises to be a comfortable,
unpretentious, welcoming scene, modeled after the fine pubs of the San
Francisco Bay Area. Not less than sixteen American craft beers, most
from western breweries, will be on tap, as well as a selection of West
Coast wines and snacks, sure to please not only expatriates from that
pleasant, somewhat pointy shore, but even the most Trentonized East Coast
palates. And a mysterious, lumpy, rather rude mechanical patron will
make his presence felt--more to be revealed later.
What to do, once a beer (or "temperance-dew") has been acquired? You might relax in our cozy back library, where couches, books, and antiques create an optimal environment for reading, studying, or engaging in droll conversation regarding the policies and bullet-wounds of James Garfield.